Designed to Improve Thinking,
Understanding & Humor
III Designed to Improve Thinking,
Understanding & Humor Outline to Preface III
1.) Explanations from Famous People:
2.) Short Rhyming Riddles:
3.) Short Riddles to Wake-up your Brain Cells:
4.) Famous Advertising Slogans’ how does it go:
5.) Good Questions for Conversation:
6.) Great Writing Quotes:
7.) Pieces of Great Song Lyrics Beautiful words from
Quotes & Temptation Epigram
Abroad by Mark Twain What is it that confers the noblest delight? What is that which swells a man's
breast with pride above that which any other experience can bring to him?
Discovery! To know that you are walking where none others have walked; that you
are beholding what human eye has not seen before; that you are breathing a
virgin atmosphere. To give birth to an idea -- to discover a great thought.
This Entire literary work is a tactful humorous epigram on
mans’ reality from the beginning of time to even Present folly, As if Cavemen were
more Civilized or could do so much more with advancement in civilization
Out Awareness Name: The Perfect Weapon…Pg. 17
Temptation Epigram Speech
To be or not to be is the question:…Whether ‘tis nobler
in mind to suffer…The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,…or to take arms
against a sea of troubles, And by opposing in them? To die: To sleep; no more;
and by a sleep to say we end …The heart-ache and the natural thousand shocks …That
flesh is heir to, ‘tis a consummation
Devoutly to wish’d. To die, To sleep: …To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there’s
the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come…
When we have shuffled off
this mortal coil.. ~ William Shakespeare - from Hamlet 3/1, written between 1599 and 1601. Hamlet’s famous ” To be or not to be ” speech.~Always nice to re-visit, especially when
you least expect it.
1.) Explanations from Famous People:
A.)Eva Gaborphilosophy of life: “I
believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes. She should stick
B.)Faye Dunawayabout me: “I'm still the little southern
girl from the wrong side of the tracks who really didn’t feel like she
C.)Janet Reno about me: “I’m just
an old maid with an attraction to men.
D.)Robert Frost about me: “I’m not
confused. I’m just well mixed.
E.)Candice Bergen on the ability to
act: I may not be a great actress
but I’ve become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds of heavy breathing,
roll your head from side to side, stimulate a slight asthma attack and die a
F.)Muhammad Ali about me: “It’s
just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. “
G.)Linda Evangelista Why am I so Great?
“People think modeling’s mindless, that you just stand there and pose, but it
doesn’t have to be that way. I like to have a lot of input, I know how to wear
a dress, whether it should be shot with me, standing up or sitting down. And
I’m not scared to say what I think.
F.)George W. Bush –Let me make one
thing perfectly Clear: I do not like broccoli and I haven’t liked it since
I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. Now I’m President of the
United States and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli.
G.)Tallulah Bankhead-What I think about
sex: I’ve tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes
me claustrophobic and the other gives me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
H.)Courtney Cox-What I think about sex:
I have to be physically attracted to someone. I just can’t be with someone just
because it’s great sex, because orgasms don’t last long enough.
I.)Bob Guccione (1978) –What I think
about sex: If I were asked for a one line answer to the question “What
makes a woman good in bed? I would say, “A man who is good in bed.”
J.)Camille Paglia –What I Think about Sex:
Pursuit and seduction are the essence of the sexuality. It’s part of the
K.)Mae West –My Thoughts on Men &
Women: I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported.
L.)Drew Barrymore (1998) What I want
out life is Humor: If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put
in his food so I can live inside of him.
M.) George Foreman- What I want out of
life is Truth: I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that
keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don’t fight, I’ll eat this planet.
N.) Christian Sports Science: Attract what you expect. Reflect what you
desire. Become what you respect. Mirror what you admire. ~ Joni Lamb Daystar
2.) Short Rhyming Riddles
the outside, Cook the inside, eat the outside, Throw the inside. What is it?
house are many rooms; Each with a golden treasure. Pass the guards and you will
win, a Sweet and wholesome pleasure. What is it?
in the face some folks like it a lot. When hidden in letters, X marks the spot. What is it?
Three Countries that start with a U, you got time, you got the answer, you need
to look at a world map.What are they?
E.) I am around long before dawn. But by lunch I am
usually gone. You can see me summer, fall, and spring. I like to get on everything.
But when winter winds start to blow; Burr, then it's time for me to go! What am
F.) Major religions teach the
virtue of forgiveness. I believe forgiveness to be a significant instrument or
attitude that enables us to overcome hatred. Forgiveness is the opposite of
resentment. Resentment or the inability to overcome frustration is the cause of
the spread of much hatred. To forgive or to say you forgive, but not to forgive
in your heart is what?
G.) Twice six are eight of us, Six are but three of us,
Nine are but four of us,
What can we possibly be? Would you know more of us? I'll tell you more of us.
Twelve are but six of us, Five are but four of us, now do you see? What
H.) My first is in chocolate but not in ham, My second is
in cake and also in jam,
My third at tea-time is easily found. My whole is a friend who's often
around.What am I?
father is the Sun-God. My mother is the sea; My house is in the heavens,
The moonbeams play with me. My gown has seven colors. My song has seven keys;
I run among the mountains, I bathe within the seas. The
world is ever waiting
for the little tinkling cry of the bangles on my ankles as I leap across the
sky. What am I?
From afar I’m blue and green wherever you look, I am there to be seen
totally surrounding you. I am home to every living thing. Treat me nice, treat me kind, `Cause without me there is no you. What am I?
Answers: A.)Corn, B.)A
honeycomb, C.)A Kiss, D.)Uganda, Uzbekistan, Urengoy, United
States E.)Dew F.)So-Called Forgiveness, G.)Letters, H.) A Cat, I.)Rainbow, J.)The
3.) Short Silly Riddles to Wake-up your Brain Cells
A.)What kind of rocks are on
the bottom of the Mississippi River?
B.)What starts with a T, ends
with a T, and has T in it?
C.)What kind of room has no
windows or doors?
D.)What travels around the
world yet stays in one corner?
E.)What kind of water never
F.)What makes my left hand,
G.)What runs but doesn’t
H.)What two words contain the
I.)What question can you
never answer “yes” to?
J.)What word has the most
letters in it?
K.)What long and thin,
covered in skin; red in parts; and put in tarts?
L.) What's colorless,
and weightless, but if you put it into a barrel, the barrel would become
M.) What's better
than the best thing and worse than the worst thing?
N.) What does
everyone have that goes up, but never comes down?
O.) What 3
letters change a girl into a woman?
Answers: A.) Wet Rocks, B.) A
Teapot, C.) A Mushroom, D.) A Stamp, E.)Hot Water, F.) A Mirror, G.)Water,
Post Office, I.) Are you a sleep, J.) Alphabet, K.) Rhubarb, L.) A Hole,
M.) Nothing, N.) Age, O.)Age,
4.) Famous Advertising
Slogans’ how does it go finish the Slogan
A.)This is the place for the
helpful hardware man.
B.)This is all the News
that’s fit to print.
C.)Born in fire, blown by
mouth and cut by hand with heart.
D.)A day without orange juice
is like a day without sunshine.
E.) This makes hamburgers
taste like steak burgers.
F.) This is the San Francisco
G.) A mind is a terrible
thing to waste.
H.)This is the breakfast for
I.)Double your pleasure.
Double your fun.
J.)Fly the friendly skies of?
K.)Don’t leave home without
L.)In the Valley of the
Jolly, “Ho, ho, ho is what?
M.)Like a Good Neighbor, that
N.)Look, Ma, no cavities!
O.)Breakfast of Champions...
P.) I am no Marilyn Monroe
Ice Cream Seduction...
Hardware, B.)New York Times, C.)Waterford Glass, D.)Florida Citrus Commission, E.)A-1 Steak Sauce F.)Rice-a-Roni, G.) United
Negro College Fund, H.) Wheat’s
Cereal, I.)Double mint Gum, J.)United Air Lines, K.)American Express Credit Card, L.)Green
Giant, M.)State Farm Insurance, N.)Crest Toothpaste O.)Wheat’s P.) Pink Positive Cake Nation Female Empire
5.) Good Questions for
Conversation Romance is ideal.
1.) What is the most valuable
thing you own?
2.) If you could trade places
with a celebrity for a day, who would you choose and why?
3.) What have you found to be
the best way to relieve tension?
4.) Where is the most
beautiful place in the world?
5.) On an airplane you are
talking pleasantly to a person of average appearance. Unexpectedly. The person
offers you $10,000 for one night of sex? Would you accept it?
6.) Describe your dream
7.) Do you believe people are
8.) Who is the person you
know with the purest soul?
9.) Describe the happiest day
of your life?
10.) Who is the most
successful person you know?
11.) The major newspaper
headlines for tomorrow will be about you. What would you want them to say?
12.) What do you like best
about your life and least?
13.) What do you wear when
14.) If you could go back in
time and prevent a great Catastrophe, which one would it be?
15.) If you went to a beach
and it turned out to be a nude beach, would you stay and go swimming? Would you
16.) What do you think is the
most important invention of the last 100 years?
17.) If you were elected to a
be leaders of a foreign country, what country would you want it to be and what
would be your first official act?
18.) If money was no object,
how many children would you want to have?
19.) What is the most
romantic song or music you’ve ever heard?
20.) What is your most
21.) What is the most useful
gift you’ve ever been given?
22.) What is the most
personally embarrassing thing you can imagine?
23.) What is the most
romantic present anyone has ever given you?
24.) Name three things you
wanted as a child but never got.
25.) Describe your dream date
and how it leads to utopia marriage?
6.) Great Writing Quotes
1.) Television is a triumph of
equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you
could put them in a gnat’s navel with room left for two caraway seeds and an
-Fred Allen, Co Evolution Quarterly, winter, 1977
2.)Cherish your visions;
cherish your ideals: cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty
that forms in your mind,, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for
out of them will grow delightful conditions, all heavenly environment; of these
if you but remain true to them, your world will at least be built. –James Allen
3.)There is one kind of laugh
that I always did recommend; it looks out of the eye first with a merry
twinkle, then it creeps down on its hands and knees and plays around the mouth
like a pretty moth around the blaze of a candle, then it steals over into the
dimples of the cheeks and rides around in those whirlpools for a while, then it
lights up the whole face like the mellow bloom on a damask rose, then it swims
up on the air, with a peal as clear and as happy as a dinner-bell, then it goes
back again on gold tiptoes like an angel out for an airing, and it lies down on
its little bed of violets in the heart where it came from. -Josh Billings
4.)The true beloveds of this
world are in their lover’s eyes lilacs opening, ship lights, school bells, a
landscape, remembered conversations, friends, a child’s Sunday, lost voices,
one’s favorite suit, autumn and all seasons, memory, yes, it being the earth
water of existence, memory. -Truman Capote
5.) Most marvelous and
enviable is the fecundity of fancy which can adorn whatever it touches, which
can invest naked fact and dry reasoning with unlooked for beauty, make flowers
bloom even on the brow of the precipice. -Margaret Fuller
6.) To believe in a child is
to believe in the future. Through their aspiration they will save the world.
With their aspirations they will save the world. With their combined knowledge
the turbulent seas of hate and injustice will be calmed. They will champion the
causes of life’s underdogs, forging a society without class discrimination.
They will supply humanity with music and beauty as it has never known. They
will endure. Towards these ends I pledge my life’s work. I will supply the
children with tools and knowledge to overcome the obstacles. I will pass on the
wisdom of my years and temper it with patience. I shall impact in each child
the desire to fulfill his or her dream. I shall teach. -Henry James
7.)He has achieved success who
has lived well, laughed often, and loved much; who has enjoyed the trust of
pure women, the respect of intelligent men, and the love of small children; who
has filled his niche, and accomplished his task; who has left the world better
than he found it, whether by an improved poppy, a perfect poem, or rescued
soul; who has never lacked appreciation of earth’s beauty, or failed to express
it; who has always looked for the best in others, and given them the best he
had; whose life was an inspiration; whose memory a benediction. -Bessoe Anderson Stanley
8.) We grow great by dreams.
All big men are dreamers. They see things in the soft haze of a spring day or
in the red fire of a long winter’s evening. Some of us let these great dreams
die, but others nourish and protect
them; nurse them through bad days till they bring them to the sunshine and
light which comes always to those who sincerely hope that their dreams will
come true. -Woodrow Wilson
9.) There are some people who read
too much: The bibliobibuli. I know some who are constantly drunk on books, as
others are drunk on whiskey or religion. They wander through this most
diverting and stimulating of worlds in a haze, seeing nothing and hearing
nothing. -H. L. Mencken
10.) When power leads man
toward arrogance, poetry reminds him of his limitations. When power narrows the
areas of man’s concern, poetry reminds him of the richness and diversity of his
existence. When power corrupts, poetry cleanses, for art establishes the basic
human truths which must serve as the touchstone of our judgment. -John F. Kennedy
7.) Pieces of Great Song Lyrics Beautiful words from 18 Songs
1.) It was your song that make me sing
It was your song that gave me
It was your light that
shined Guiding my heart to find
This place where I belong
It was your song Dreams can come true
With God’s Great angels like
you ~ Garth Brooks “Your Song”
2.)Joy To the world all the boys and girls know
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me ~ Hoyt
Axton “Joy to the World”
want my body and you think
I’m sexy come on sugar let me know ~ Rod Stewart “Do you think I’m Sexy”
4.) In every heart there is a room, A Sanctuary safe and strong
To heal the wounds from lovers Past
Until a new one comes along
~Billy Joel "And So it Goes"
5.) I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood.
~Joe Cocker "Don't Let me be Misunderstood"
6.) Aruba, Jamacia, Ooh I wanna take you to
Bermuda, Bermuda, Come on Pretty Mama
Key Largo Montego, baby why Don't we go
Ooh I wanna take you down to Kokomo, We'll get there fast and
Then We'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go, Way Down in Kokomo.
~Beach Boys "Kokomo"
7.) Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never let go til we're gone
~Celine Dion "My Heart Will Go On"
8.) And as we wind on down the road
our shadows taller than our soul
there walks a lady we all know
who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
to be rock and not to roll
~Led Zeppelin "Stairway to Heaven"
9.) One look at love and you may see
it weaves a web over mystery,
all raveled threads can rend apart
for hope has a place in the lover's heart.
Hope has a place in a lover's heart.
~Enya "Hope Has a Place"